Today is really Monday cleverly disguised to look like Tuesday

What is your drug of choice?

Huh?

Mine? The most desired drug is caffeine, not the soda pop variety, but real juice from the coffee bean. I took my first cup when I was about 12… been jigged on the stuff ever since. A sixten ounce cup of about 8 espressos might give me a heart attack, but is sho’ fine.

My most sensual drug is cocoa…………..real chocolate does the same thing to my brain as sex, or opiates or cannabinoids……….only it’s more subtle, and pure delight when I need it. A half pound of dark sweet chocolate, a full tripple jigger glass of single malt scotch… a fireplace warm and cozy, and heaven’s goddess cuddled beside me is HEAVEN ON EARTH.

Just add in some backgrouund music… old Stones, mabye some Tull, Guthrie, or Cash, even Doobie Brothers, or god forgive me for saying it, Kenny Loggins…. and it could turn into the night of Rapture!

Alcohol? I can take it or leave it… it’s good, but not that good, unless coupled with life’s other more tangible pleasures.

And alas, the most despised drug in my life…. tobacco.

It’s more addictive than heroin, I still remember when during 1985-1990, still buying a carton at the base store in Germany for 2-4 dollars. Easy to get addicted at those prices…wonder if the military wanted to see if they could “enhance” me with all those poisons at cut rate prices. It was not their fault, I wanted the fix, but damn it was cheap over there and helped me solidify and firm up my tobacco addiction.

I only rarely smoked before 1983, and never more than a pack a week before 86. Now?  I’d kill for another good and very real Cuban cigar! The 2 I have savored were so good I enhaled! LOL, I ain’t skeered, LOL. PR

March 25th, 2008 by forniss | Humor

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