well it was a borein satday arvo n it didnt look like i was gunna hav much 2 do so off 2 my local i go 4 a slap on the pokie’s n a beer 2 pass the time aways! i put a tenner in this machine went max line’s ten credits $5 a slap ??? the first press won zip n it looked like it wasnt gunna be a lucky day 4 me wit my eyes shut n my fingers crossed i hit the button 4 the secound n last time 2 my surprize i pull off a minnie jack pot of $600 so it was back 2 home 2 get the good gear out dress up a bit n off 2 the casino in brissie i go !! feelin like a millon air i hit the black jack tables but four hands laters my big pile of cash was down 2 a lousey $125 feelin sad n sorry 4 my self i walk over 2 this masive poker machine n i mean masive you could hav housed a famly of 10 in side easy (LOL) $20 bucks i slid in the slot pulled the handle wich was so high of the ground i had 2 jump 2 grab the fucking thing! well as it cam down i sliped of the end of it lost my balace came crashin 2 the ground hit my head n was out cold when i came thourgh i was flat on my back in the middle of the casino wit peps running all over the shack 2 help me get up! as im gettin 2 my feet i notice a casino chip hiddin under the machine n said 2 one of the bouncer’s i lost a couple of chips out of my pocket one of them is stuck under the machine can u help me get it back??? so he lays down on his stumick puts his hand under grabs the chip puts it in my hand n gos there u are sir but there was only one under there hope its your lucky 1????? well guys i can tell u it was as it was a $1000 chip i went strait to the chip box cashed it in n walked out the casino $1105 richer than b4 so now the night is gunna be big so in to the valley i go 2 where all the bad girls hang out had a ball n started my way home around 330am was walkin up this side street when a young nip come 2 me asked 4 a ciggie as i was givin him 1 he trys runing wit my packet i catch up 2 him clip him around the ear take my smokes back n start 2 walk away im half way back up this street n all of a sudden im fronted by about 2o of this little fuckin nips rellies running at me wit sticks knifes rocks any fuckin thing they can pick up !!!! im way out numbered so i leg it across the story bridge i get about half way n these guys are gainin fast so i look over the rail of the bridge 2 far 2 jump 2 the water about 30mtrs then i look up the beams the only way 4 me 2 go is up so i climb all the way 2 the top about 60mters in all by the time i got 2 the top the sun was dawning 4 a brand new day i look down n theres pigs n nips running every where the pigs dont see me right up the top n leave me be (LOL) so i sit on top take some pics wit me phone do the rocky dance sing eye of the tiger count whats left of my $ wait 4 all the bullshit down below 2 go aways climb back down jump in a cab n go home!!!! what a fuckin night that was i will not 4get it in a hurry (LOL) i posted the pics of my view on top of the bridge its the best sight see iv ever had in brissie in all my life it was orwsume man!!!!!!
March 31st, 2008 by TrueBlueAussie | Anthropology, Humor, Journalism, Urban Myth